A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

“‘Cause now I’m a warrior / Now I’ve got thicker skin”
home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?
Dear Ten-Year-Old Self,
Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty. First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though. Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you. Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts. Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously. Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now. (x) - Mindy Kaling
Hi everyone! Well, I’ve reached my goal of 6000 followers, so I decided to make a giveaway for thank you all what you’ve done for me! ♡
Here you got the prizes:
- A golden mockingjay pin.
- A Supernatural necklace, with an Impala, a gun, one of Castiel’s wings and the anti possession symbol. (You can decide the lenght of the chain) (valued at 45$)
- A brand new Harry Potter watch. You can choose between the one in the pic, or one of those: [x]
- A Sherlock T-Shirt. The winner will be allowed to decide the size. Once more, you’re can choose between the one in the pic, or one of those: [x]
- A Supernatural poster, signed by Misha, Jensen and Jared.
- An I Am Sherlocked necklace. (Square or circle shape)
- A brand new Doctor Who bathrobe. The winner will be allowed to choose the size.
And the rules:
- Both, reblogs and likes, count.
- You must be following me. (At least, as long as the giveaway lasts)
- I ship WORLDWIDE. (Including Narnia, Wonderland, Middle Earth and Terabithia)
- Remember to keep your askboks open!
- The giveaway ends August the 25th. (I changed it because of reasons)
- If the winner does not respond in 48 hours, I’ll choose another one. #Sorrynotsorry
- If you have any doubt, you can ask me anything.
Good luck guys, and May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor! (This is becoming a little chichè, don’t you think?) Ehm… that’s all! x

Release You | Megan & Liz
imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
imagine dragons
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
always remember
if i take both my headphones out when you start talking to me
you’re special
disclaimer: if i rip them out while staring at you, you should run.

Mr. Brightside - The Killers